The followings are the inventions that I think Jakartans are craving for:
1. Portable uriner, for boys and girls. All these hours at traffic in cars, we really can't afford the mess that bikes are contributing to our hair and outfits. So we are stuck in our own or someone else's car. There should be no excuse holding our bladder and risking potential illnesses, the natural call should be answered as quickly as possible.
2. Inflatable people. Great for 3-in-1 spots. 1 press of a button and.. there's your mother in law. Great for tension release also, if you don't like your boss so much.
3. Portable closet, for keeping belongings organized.
4. Astronaut food, complete with express tooth brush and quicky bath, all available while you're driving.
5. My best thought yet, slingshots for public transportation. Just enjoy the unpolluted air 1-2km above Jakarta, the cool breeze, and you'll be where you need to be in no time. But seriously, somebody should be thinking of cheap and mass air taxi by now. It's too much hassle already. Can't we all just stay at home and get things done there, instead of taking 4-6 hours of our lifes everyday consuming the conditioned air provided by the great internal combustion engines?
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